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Sunday, May 22, 2005
"Theological Traffic Cop"
My favorite, J.I. Packer. I'll have to pick up my own copy. Oh, boy, wonder what they said about T.D. Jakes...
Speaking of traffic cops, I just got my first speeding ticket. Yay for me.
Frank, Just click on J.I.Packer it leads right to it.
A minister was forced to stop by a traffic cop,and to pull over for speeding. As the cop was about to write the ticket, the minister said to him "blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy." The cop handed the minister the ticket and said, "go thou and sin no more."
Sorry I couln't resist, I hope I don't violate any rules here. Some how I am sure this can glorify God. I know your not blonde,and I don't mean to offend anyone.
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated."What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it. The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the police woman."Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror,then handed it back saying, "Okay you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop"
These are the only two speeding traffic jokes I know. May God be glorified ,even in humor, which is good for the heart. Soli Deo
Now that my perfect record is destroyed...I'm gonna have some fun! (within reason)
Frank, just as Daniel said, I believe you can just click Packer and it will list the top 25 without having to subscribe. (I'm not subscribed). However, you'll have to buy the volume to read about them.
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Who were the top 25, can you list them all? I don't get TIME magazine and don't want to pay to have a membership :)
Frank, Just click on J.I.Packer it leads right to it.
A minister was forced to stop by a traffic cop,and to pull over for speeding. As the cop was about to write the ticket, the minister said to him "blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy."
The cop handed the minister the ticket and said, "go thou and sin no more."
Sorry I couln't resist, I hope I don't violate any rules here. Some how I am sure this can glorify God. I know your not blonde,and I don't mean to offend anyone.
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports
car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated."What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it. The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the police woman."Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror,then handed it back saying, "Okay you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop"
These are the only two speeding traffic jokes I know. May God be glorified ,even in humor, which is good for the heart.
Soli Deo
Thanks, Daniel, for the humor.
Now that my perfect record is destroyed...I'm gonna have some fun! (within reason)
Frank, just as Daniel said, I believe you can just click Packer and it will list the top 25 without having to subscribe. (I'm not subscribed). However, you'll have to buy the volume to read about them.
Blessings!
Yea I see them now :) Thanks
For some reason it didn't register that the names towards the bottom of the list were the 25 :)
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