Top signs that you can tell I'm a calvinist:
I lay awake at night thinking up possible theories on lapsarianism.
My car has a "honk if you think C.H. Spurgeon was hot" bumper sticker.
I bring up Scripture passages which make people cringe.
I go to the local Christian bookstore and turn most (!) of the theology books towards the flow of customers (after I dust them off).
I jump up and down when I "discover" a Christian music CD with God-glorifying lyrics.
I'm the first in line for the latest 'Modern Reformation' Magazine.
I actually think the puritans were awesome people.
I give copies of 'Debating Calvinism' for Christmas gifts.
My best thoughts of God are after reading Isaiah and Romans.
I cringe at the words "emerging" or "middle knowledge."